Future Beard

 

(My nephew Gage on the right with a friend)

I bought my sister a cute 60's headboard a while back. I decided to finally drive it down to her. No big deal, except that it was a queen sized headboard and I drive a 2 door Toyota Yaris. Yes, I had to open the passenger window and allow a corner of the headboard to gently rest outside of the car in order to fit myself in with it. Yes, I ran a bicyclist off the road do to the increased blind spot. Yes, the bicyclist caught up to me at a stoplight and shook his head disapprovingly.

Was the trip worth it you ask? Indeed it was.

I caught up with my BFF, did some thrift store therapy (found a cute 60's country bumpkin chair for my sister's cabin) enjoyed some hilarious stories. 

I was left to my own devises for about 20 minutes. I used the time wisely, taking pictures around my sister's house.  She has a great eye for interior design. I love being in her home.

 

 

 

Josh paid us a visit which is always a good time guarantee... but wait, at this moment you are struggling to make sense of my brother's chin and jawline. Am I right?  You are not alone...

 

This my friends, is my brother's interpretation of a future beard. 

Think, Fifth Element. 

We went out to eat later that night and our waiter, who was a total meat-head, tells my brother, "Man, you're really workin' that beard. A buddy of mine put charger bolts in his, during the season." I doubled over in hysterical laughter. I will cherish that moment forever.

I need to learn how to post videos. I would love for you to hear my brother tell his funny stories. The latest one began with him putting up a 9 foot wide home made Ron Paul banner above the freeway. It was then removed by city workers. Josh followed their truck for miles until they stopped at a red light. My brother proceeded to park his car, get out, jump atop the city truck into the garbage and pull his sign out, jump out onto the street and drive away. The city workers had stepped out of their truck, eyes full of wonderment, mouths agape. A penny for their thoughts.